Monday, August 13, 2007

Conversations with a 4-year-old

"Fish is dead, Mommy?" looking at the plate of deep fried sole.
"Who killed fish, Mommy?"

What's this, Mommy?" pointing to the nipple on his naked body while sitting in bathtub.
"That's your nipple, Duncan. How many nipples do you have?"
"One, two. I have two nipples!"

"How many balls do you have, Duncan?"
Quickly grabs balls, "Two! I have two balls!"

"We pray for our soldiers. We pray they kill bad duys (guys)."
"No, say we pray that God keep our soldiers safe."

"Make sure you wash your hands before you eat."
"Me will."

"Don't you punch your sister!"
"Sowy, Mommy," with tears running down his face. "Me pwomise, me won't."

Out of the blue, "Me love you, Mommy."
"I love you too, Duncan, very much."


  1. haha! The things little children say are always so funny and cute at the same time.

  2. Thank you. Thank you! :-) I think it is cute too!


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